Human Race Has Been Having Sex For 200,000 Years

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Widening Petraeus Scandal Reveals Human Race Has Been Having Sex For 200,000 Years 11.13.12 WASHINGTON—Following the recent revelation that former CIA director David Petraeus conducted a protracted extramarital affair with his biographer Paula Broadwell, sources confirmed today that the far-reaching scandal has widened to reveal that manki... News in Brief » Nation Horrified To Learn About War In Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal American Voices » Pepsi Introduces High-Fiber, 'Fat-Blocking' Soda "About time. I'm sick of drinking Pepsi Decent." opinion » Come On, Just Open The Door And Let Me In This Once by A Raccoon By A Raccoon Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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