Outsports' Jim Buzinski, gay sherpa to Super Bowl 47

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Both hilarious and insightful (although AKSARBENT would be easily fooled) the complete version is here at the Huffington Post.

Kickoff/TV: The kickoff is set for 6:30 p.m. EST, shortly after Alicia Keys sings the national anthem. You can bet in Vegas on whether Keys' version will last longer than 2 minutes and 15 seconds...  You can also get 5-to-1 odds on whether Keys will get booed.
     The game will be broadcast on CBS, with Jim Nantz doing the play-by-play and Phil Simms doing the analysis. Simms was a cute blond in his days as the New York Giants' quarterback, and he has two sons, Chris and Matt, who have carried on that legacy. Neither is as good a quarterback as their dad, but they certainly are hot...
Quarterback pet angle: Kaepernick has a pet turtle, Sammy, who weighs 115 pounds.
The fans: ...Swimmer Michael Phelps, a Baltimore native, is the best-known Ravens fan, and he showed up at the AFC championship game sporting a new grungy look. Two of my brothers and a nephew are huge Steelers fans, so they hate the Ravens as a matter of course (the two teams are bitter division rivals), but I have not found the Baltimore fan base to be that obnoxious.
     The 49ers used to have annoying, entitled fans (that's what winning five Super Bowls in 13 years will do), but this is their first trip to the Super Bowl since the 1994 season, so their fans there are a little more humble. A new gay sports bar, Hi Tops, opened in the city last year, and it made the pages of Sports Illustrated when the magazine ran a photo of two gay male patrons making out after the 49ers won the NFC championship.
The game: The pointspread is small for a reason: These teams are evenly matched, and any outcome would not be a surprise. That's been the trend of the past nine Super Bowls, all of which were within a touchdown or less in the fourth quarter...
The pick: I see a back-and-forth affair as the Harbaugh brothers try to outguess each other... History repeats itself: 49ers 24, Ravens 20.

Like Nixon, the NRA has an enemies list (with over 200 celebrities!)

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A litany of entertainment stars is nice, and you can see it here, but it was the organizations that the insanely pugnacious NRA now has decided to take on that made us sit up and take notice.
     Perusing the "A" segment alone makes you realize how deviant and out of step gun nuts and their #1 organizational poison are.
     The idiot leadership of the NRA will probably be blind-sided from the blowback from this latest, very public exhibition of them shooting themselves in the foot by nothing less than their own mad delusions.

"National Organizations With Anti-Gun Policies"
AARP
AFL-CIO
Ambulatory Pediatric Association
American Academy of Pediatrics
American Civil Liberties Union
American Academy of Ambulatory Care Nursing
American Medical Women`s Association
American Medical Student Association
American Medical Association
American Association for the Surgery of Trauma
American Trauma Society
American Federation of Teachers
American Association of School Administrators
American Alliance for Rights and Responsibilities
American Medical Association
American Bar Association
American Counseling Association
American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry
American Academy of Pediatrics
American Association for World Health
American Ethical Union
American Nurses Association
American Association of Neurological Surgeons
American Association of Family and Consumer Sciences
American Firearms Association
American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry
American Jewish Committee
American Trauma Society
American Psychological Association
American Jewish Congress
American Public Health Association
Americans for Democratic Action
Anti-Defamation League
(Via Buzzfeed Politics)

Super Bowl: NFL experiments with seventh-inning stretch; Beyonce, PBS conspire to sabotage game; Joe Flacco drops F-Bomb live on CBS; Niners lose, Downton Abbey wins

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San Francisco was down as much as 22 points and never led the Ravens, though it battled back to threaten not only the Raven's lead but their victory at about the 2-minute warning. Final score: 34-31.

Lady Grantham, Team PBS: "I couldn't have electricity in the house,
I wouldn't sleep a wink. All those vapors floating about."

Suspicious plot to sabotage the Super Bowl: 12 minutes after Beyonce drained most of the electricity in Louisiana and just minutes before the beginning of Downton Abbey (the second-most-watched program on Super Sunday, last year) HALF THE LIGHTS FAILED AT THE LOUISIANA SUPERDOME!
     It took 35 minutes to turn them all back on, by which time even millions of straight dudes were probably watching Evil Gay Footman Thomas put the moves on the new blond in Lord Grantham's crib. Coincidental technical malfunction? Oh sure it was, Perry Mason.
     Did AKSARBENT hear what it thought it heard? After Downton Abbey ended and someone made us go back to his game, we thought we heard Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco drop the F-Bomb on CBS, live. Closed Captioning was still on from DA (we're talkin' bout YOU, Dame Maggie) but curiously, there was no four-letter transcript. Were we to believe our lying ears? Apparently yes. Jim Buzinski of Outsports heard it too. Fucking awesome.

Who's dumber? Fake Mean Jean dodges bullet in NE Lt. Gov. sex scandal; real Stothert tries to tap opponent for contribution; Wheatfields turns patrons into antigay candidate boosters whether they like it or not

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Fake Jean Stothert was clever enough not to arrange trysts with Lt. Gov. Rick Sheehy on his state-issued cell phone and to let Gov. Heineman watch, so as to destroy the plausible deniability he thinks people are now buying in respect of his supposed lack of knowledge of Sheehy's multiple affairs and misuse of state property even though Nebraska Democrats were buzzing about all this last summer and KETV has been investigating this for months, sending the state a request for phone records in November.


     Real Jean Stothert just sent GOP mayoral candidate Dan Welch (that would be her opponent) a fund raising appeal. Oh hell, let's be nice. Maybe the administration of her campaign to run Omaha isn't really that stupid. Maybe she's just trying to help out the US Postal Service with its deficit.
     Leavenworth St. noticed this latest example of Stothert's ineptitude and we have to credit them for that, as well as for the most shameless GOP spin we saw this week — a dismissal of Sheehy's jaw-dropping behavior so cavalier than even the Gov. and Lt. Gov. didn't go there:

Lt. Governor Rick Sheehy has resigned — reportedly because of, basically, an affair.(Used a state phone, but so what.)

     Umm... four affairs... Umm... misused state phone 2,300+ times for more than 28,000 minutes.

     Meanwhile one of our spies, who is an impeccable source and actually owns a journalism degree that has her name on it, informed AKSARBENT of this:

Speaking of Mean Jean — one of her supporters is Ron Popp, formerly of the Garden Cafe, now of Wheatfields. Not that big a shock, as I suspect most of the restaurant owners who tried to get rid of the restaurant tax are supporting anyone who is not Suttle.How big a supporter, you ask? Well... one Sunday morning ***** and I went to breakfast at the Wheatfields in the Old Market. Probably just after the new year. Hot tea and coffee came in brand new glass Wheatfields mugs. One side was emblazoned with the Wheatfieldslogo, while the other side had a big old Jean Strothert for Mayor logo. So everyone with a hot drink was advertising Mean Jean for mayor. I only regret not taking a picture to send you.

We end our coverage of Councilwoman and mayoral aspirant Jean Stothert, as always, with her tough love lecture of gay constituents just before she voted to ensure that gay Omahans would have no legal recourse here when jerked around because of their sexual orientation by local 'phobes.

Tony Perkins, Richard Land play the pedophile card in attacking Boy Scouts policy debate on gay scouts

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Tony Perkins, head of the SPLC-designated hate group Family Research Council released another press release the other day. In it, he predictably reduced the Boy Scouts debate excluding gay scouts and scoutmasters to pedophile fear-mongering:

Apparently, children only matter when it's politically convenient, because President Obama told Scott Pelley yesterday that 'gays and lesbians should have access and opportunity the same way everybody else does in every institution and walk of life.' This is a man who said he isn't sure he'd let his sons play football for fear that they'd get hurt--yet he can somehow justify putting boys in physically risky situations like these? No father, including Barack Obama, would want his daughters sharing a tent with grown men in the name of 'access'--but you don't hear anyone calling that politically incorrect! At the end of the day, this debate is about safety and time-honored principles of morality. If that ruffles a few politically correct feathers, so be it.

This is a red herring. Decades ago, in response to the phenomenon of pedophiles organizing scout troups in order to prey on kids, the Boy Scouts changed its policy. Either Perkins knows that and is lying or he didn't bother to research Boy Scout policy before exploiting the issue.

Separate accommodations for adults and Scouts required. When camping, no youth is permitted to sleep in the tent of an adult other than his or her own parent or guardian. Councils are strongly encouraged to have separate shower and latrine facilities for females. When separate facilities are not available, separate times for male and female use should be scheduled and posted for showers. Likewise, youth and adults must shower at different times.

     This kind of cynical demonizing of a minority is exactly why the Family Research Council richly deserves its hate group classification.
     Below, Richard Land, head of the Southern Baptist Convention, takes up the disinformation-at-gays-expense baton:



Some of Land's talking points:

• Claimed gay-inclusive policies would be a "catastrophe" for Boy Scouts without explaining why that policy hasn't been a catastrophe for Girl Scouts
• Redefined the word "appendage." That most people in the US live on either the west or east coasts doesn't seem to bother Richard Land — to him, they are mere outgrowths of the minority who live in the center: “What they’re doing is to appease their left coast and right coast appendages. They’re cutting out the heart and soul of Scouting in the rest of the country.”
• Made the following distinction-without-a-difference: The Southern Baptist Convention's policy of allowing a local option for female pastors is different from a Boy Scouts' local option for gay scouts because: "Our confession of faith is not binding on any particular Southern Baptist" but the Boy Scouts are different because “You can’t have a local option to a core conviction”
• Made distinction-without-a-difference #2: Richard Land: Do parents really want to allow their teenage boys to go on campouts with men who are attracted to the same sex? They wouldn't allow their girls go on campouts with men who are attracted to women... CNN's John Berman: When I was a cub scout, we had Den Mothers. Richard Land: We're not talking about Cub Scouts, we're talking about Boy Scouts.
• Claimed he wasn't accusing gay scoutmasters of being pedophiles, but then said: "It's gonna lead to human tragedy, and the human tragedy's gonna be, sadly, boys and men who are going to end up in relationships that are going to be tragic."

The head of the Southern Baptist Convention takes four of the USA's Supreme Court Justices!
     The Supreme Court's very split decision in Boy Scouts of America vs. Dale was 5-4.
     Land's expansive interpretation of that decision, which hinged on freedom of association: "The Scouts have said for themselves for over 100 years that traditional morality is a core value of scouting — teaching them to be morally straight... Boy Scouts have the right to define character and they define character as being morally straight and that involves being sexually pure and being a heterosexual."
     Here's what the dissenting opinion by Justices Stevens, Souter, Ginsburg and Breyer said regarding Land's definition of "morally straight":

As these terms were defined in the Scout Handbook, Stevens said, "it is plain as the light of day that neither one of these principles—'morally straight' and 'clean'—says the slightest thing about homosexuality. Indeed, neither term in the Boy Scouts' Law and Oath expresses any position whatsoever on sexual matters."

Media Matters notes that in the past, Land has claimed that gay people are working to usher in the "full-blown paganization" of America and are "recruiting" children, saying this is "really child abuse."

Drake - Started From The Bottom Lyrics

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[Hook: Drake]
Started from the bottom now we here
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here
Started from the bottom now we here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here nigga
Started from the bottom now we here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here nigga
Started from the bottom now we here
Started from the bottom now the whole team fucking here

[Verse 1: Drake]
I’da kept it real from the jump
Livin’ at my mama’s house we argue every month
Nigga, I was tryin’ to get it on my own
Working all night traffic on the way home
And my Uncle callin’ me like where you at?
I gave you the keys told you bring it right back
Nigga, I think its funny how it goes
Now I’m on the road half a million for a show
And we

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Drake]
Boys tell stories about the man
Say I never struggle wasn’t hungry yeah I doubt it nigga
I can turn your boy into the man
There aint really much out here thats poppin’ off without us nigga
We just want the credit where its due
I’ma worry bout me give a fuck about you
Nigga, just a reminder to myself
I wear every single chain even when Im in the house
Cause we
Started from the bottom now we here
Started from the bottom now my whole team fuckin here
Started from the bottom now we here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here nigga

[Bridge: Drake]
No new niggas nigga we don’t feel that
Fuck a fake friend where your real friends at?
We don’t like to do too much explaining
Story stayed the same I never changed it
No new niggas nigga we don’t feel that
Fuck a fake friend where your real friends at?
We don’t like to do too much explaining
Story stayed the same through the money and the fame
Cause we

[Hook]

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Ester Dean - All in The Past Lyrics

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Chorus:
It’s all in the past, it hurts too much to bring it up
One thing that almost broke us up
It’s all in the past, no I don’t wanna talk about it
It’s all in the past, yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse 1:
I don’t wanna never hear her name no more for the rest of my life
I don’t wanna ever see her face again for the rest of my life
I don’t even wanna talk about it, we done work it out
Ain’t no need to bring it up cause it’s all in the past

Pre-chorus:
And I tried to forgive you and it seems to be working
My heart feels so better, it’s no longer working
So there’s no need to unbury worry
It’s all in the past, let’s leave it all in the past
Woah

Chorus:
It’s all in the past, it hurts too much to bring it up
One thing that almost broke us up
It’s all in the past, no I don’t wanna talk about it
It’s all in the past, yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse 2:
Everyday I try to feel the same for you
But as hard as I try, I can’t let go and feel the same for you
Can’t cover my eyes
And when you wanna talk about it, we just fight about it
And it feels like you’re diggin’ up the pain leave it all in the past

Pre-chorus:
And I tried to forgive you and it seems to be working
My heart feels so better, it’s no longer working
So there’s no need to unbury worry
It’s all in the past, let’s leave it all in the past
Woah

Chorus:
It’s all in the past, it hurts too much to bring it up
One thing that almost broke us up
It’s all in the á¹—ast, no I don’t wanna talk about it
It’s all in the past, yeah, yeah, yeah

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