The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 27, 2012

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NFL Fans Excited To Finally Bitch About Regular Referees 09.27.12 NEW YORK—After three controversy-filled weeks, the NFL finally reached a deal with its locked-out officials Wednesday, sparking waves of excitement from fans longing to bitch and complain about non-replacement referees again. News in Brief » Glowing Ahmadinejad: 'I Am The Nuclear Weapon We've Been Building' American Voices » Castrated Men May Live Longer "This is great news. Will castration be covered under Obamacare?" opinion » My Ex-Girlfriend Must Be Getting Pretty Desperate To Keep Answering All Of My Calls by Andrew Miller By Andrew Miller Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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